Outcall only, your hotel room or apartment 45 therapists · one or two · 24/7 Half ahead · balance on arrival
Couples Amsterdam 21+
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01 Amsterdam · any hour

Couples massage in Amsterdam, for the two of you.

We arrive, one of us, or two.

Two therapists arrive together and work in parallel, so neither of you waits and neither of you watches. Your hotel or your apartment, any district in the centre, any hour of the night.

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40–60 minArrival, centre
One or twoFour hands, or one pair each
Flat ratesNo night or weekend surcharge

02 The roster

Forty-five in the book. Twelve here, and any two of them together.

Drag the rail, or use the arrows · twelve of 45, redrawn on each visit All 45

03 Arrival

A knock at the address you gave us.

No studio. No waiting room. No key card for anywhere but your own door. She travels to you, or the two of them do, and in the centre that is forty to sixty minutes from the moment we confirm.

03 Arrival

Then the corridor is empty again.

They arrive dressed for the building they are walking into, carry nothing that announces itself, and go straight to the door you gave us.

03 The hours

The room stops being a hotel room.

Oil warmed, lamp down, both phones face down. An hour, two, three, or the whole night, eight hours, until the window goes light.

03 The hours

Nobody waits in the corridor.

Two of you in the room and two of them working, the same hour, one each. It is the booking this place is named for, and it is the reason the second rate exists at all.

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04 Two therapists

Two is not one, twice over.

It is the booking this place is named for, and it is worth explaining properly rather than listing as an extra at the bottom of a page.

Ask for two

Or on Telegram, whichever you already have open.

Four hands

Both of them, on one of you.

Two therapists working the same body to a single rhythm, one leading, one following, changing over without a pause in it. There is no moment where nothing is happening. That is the whole argument for the second pair of hands.

One each

One of them, on each of you.

Two of you in the room, the same hour, nobody waiting their turn in the corridor. This is what most couples book, and it is usually how the last evening of a trip ends.

Four hands on one of you cost exactly twice what her hands alone would, and not a cent is added for the arranging. The same doubling holds when both of you are on the table: a therapist each is two sessions, charged as two, with nothing on top for the second pair of hands.

Any technique on the repertoire can be worked by two. Four-hand and couples are simply the two most often asked for.

The eight-hour night follows the same rule, one of you keeping both of them or each of you keeping one, and every profile prints that block underneath her hours.

05 Why outcall

Why couples massage in Amsterdam comes to you.

A spa hands a double suite to the pair of you for ninety minutes and then wants it back. The room you are already sleeping in is yours until checkout, and that single difference decides most of what follows.

In the hotel room you already have

The awkward part of a treatment booked for two was never the treatment. It is the hour wrapped around it: the tram in the cold, the locker key, the robe that fits one of you, the reception that wants a surname while the other stands there holding both coats. None of that has anything to do with being worked on, and on a three night trip it is the part of the evening you can least afford to hand over.

Having the therapists come to your address removes every minute of it. Neither of you has to dress to go out. Nobody stands on a corner near midnight with oil still in their hair waiting for a car. The two of you put your phones face down in a room where you already know which switch does what, and when the hour ends you are where you were going to sleep anyway. That last part is worth more than it sounds, because whatever a good hour leaves you in survives a walk to the next room and does not survive a tram.

There is a second reason and it belongs to couples in particular. A place that sells treatments for two owns one double room, occasionally a second, and both are spoken for on exactly the evenings you would want them. Once the room is already yours, availability stops being a question of whose suite is free and becomes only a question of which two therapists are. That is why a message sent at half past eleven can come back with two names rather than a date three weeks out.

The rest of this site follows from the same decision. There is no address to publish because there is nowhere for you to travel to, no district inside the ring is dearer than another, and a canal house room in the Jordaan differs from a tower floor in Zuidas only in how long the walk from the street door to the lift takes.

Your room, your settingsThe lamp, the heating, the music and the hour it ends belong to you, and nobody asks for the room back at the end of it.
No hour on either sideNothing to travel to and nothing to travel home from, so the evening is the booking rather than the journey around it.
Tonight is usually possibleWhat has to be free is two therapists rather than a treatment suite, and that is a far easier thing to find at short notice.

06 The repertoire

Chosen before they arrive, or decided once they are there.

Tell us what you have in mind and the reply names who is free and works that way. Tell us nothing and she will read the room. Both are normal.

Everything in the left column can be worked by two as easily as by one. Everything in the right column is booked on the same thread and the same rates.

The whole repertoire

Nuru, tantra, sensual, body-to-body, soapy, four-hand, erotic oil, lingam, yoni, naked and couples, the whole list sits on the services page.

  • Time togetherBeyond the hour
  • Ninety minutesthe length most pairs start with
  • Two hourswhere nobody looks at a clock
  • Three hoursa slow evening, carried on a deposit
  • Overnightshe is still there at eight

The lengths above are booked by the same message and priced on the same rates, and the clock is the only thing that changes.

Where we come to

07 Technique by technique

Five techniques, and what each of them asks of an evening.

Any of the five can be taken by one of you, by both of you at once with a therapist each, or by one of you with both therapists working together. The technique and the number of hands are two separate decisions, and only the second one moves the total.

Whichever of the five you land on, only the hands move the total: one therapist shared between you costs what both therapists on one of you cost, and a therapist each costs double either.

Every format for two

Couples massage

Two working surfaces side by side, a therapist on each of you, and a running order the pair agree between themselves before anything begins. What it is actually for is the ending rather than the middle: you are brought back up within a minute or so of one another, so neither of you is lying there dressed and waiting while the other is still somewhere far away. It is a booking asked for often here, and the easiest one to say yes to when the two of you cannot settle on anything more specific.

Four hand massage

Both therapists on one body, which sounds like more of the same and is not. Four hands moving at once leave your attention nothing single to follow, and the tracking gives out somewhere around the five minute mark. Couples often buy it in halves inside a longer booking, an hour of it each, with whoever is not on the table reading or dozing a metre away. It is the format people describe afterwards as the one they had not expected to prefer.

Tantra massage

Breath instead of pressure, and no destination built into the hour anywhere. Your therapist matches your rate first and then slows her own by a fraction so that yours comes along, which takes ten minutes to begin doing anything at all. That is why an hour is short for this one and ninety minutes is the honest floor. Two people in one room will settle at different speeds and are left to; the gap between them usually closes on its own somewhere past the middle.

Sensual massage

Warm oil, the full length of the body, and a pace read off you as it goes rather than agreed at the door. This is the one to take when the two of you want the same thing as each other and would rather not spend the evening comparing descriptions. It asks nothing of the room beyond towels, which is why it is where most couples who have never done this start.

Nuru massage

Gel warmed to skin temperature, a waterproof sheet laid over the bed, and so little friction left in the contact that the massage is given with whole surfaces rather than hands. It is the only one of the five that genuinely asks something of the room, and what it asks for is a shower. Say where you are staying when you enquire and we will tell you plainly whether the bathroom suits, because a small rented flat with nowhere to stand and rinse is not the place for it.

08 Coverage

One figure for the whole centre.

Hotels, serviced apartments, private apartments. Forty to sixty minutes across every district below, counted from the moment the booking is settled, the same figure at four in the morning as at four in the afternoon, for one therapist or for two. There is no separate figure per postcode, because there isn't one to give.

No travel fee anywhere inside the ring. Schiphol airport hotels are by arrangement, ask, and you will have a time before you commit to anything.

Couples massage at your hotel in Amsterdam

CentrumOutcall JordaanOutcall De PijpOutcall Oud-ZuidOutcall ZuidasOutcall LeidsepleinOutcall RembrandtpleinOutcall Dam SquareOutcall VondelparkOutcall Red Light DistrictOutcall Amsterdam-NoordOutcall Amsterdam-OostOutcall Amsterdam-WestOutcall MuseumkwartierOutcall PlantageOutcall RivierenbuurtOutcall
Schiphol airport hotelsBy arrangement

09 Occasions

The evenings two people actually book this for.

Hardly anybody arranges a massage for two at random. There is nearly always a reason underneath it, and the reason changes which pair the two of you choose and what is worth writing in the first message.

A romantic evening for two

The commonest by a wide margin is the last free evening of a short trip. Three days on foot, a dinner that ran long, and a flight in the morning that makes going out again unthinkable. That is the city break evening, and it is nearly always booked from the room itself somewhere between ten and midnight, with no plan whatsoever made earlier in the week.

Then there are the ones with a date attached. An anniversary carries a number with it and tends to be arranged days ahead, with more thought given to which two therapists than to which technique. A honeymoon, or a first trip away together, sits beside it. What all of them share is that one of you is quietly hoping the other will be pleased, and saying so in the first message is genuinely useful, because the pairing can then be made with it in mind.

Some evenings begin as a surprise and should not stay one for very long. Booking two strangers into a room your partner has not agreed to is a poor idea however kindly it is meant, and the guide to planning one well exists because the question reaches us most weeks. The version that works keeps the surprise on the evening and never on the agreement.

And then there is simply tonight. No date, no occasion, one of you looks up from a phone and asks the other. Tonight is the most ordinary booking we take and the one this whole arrangement was built around: about ten minutes to confirm it, forty to sixty for the pair to reach you in the centre, and half the fee sent in the thread once the office accepts, since a pair of therapists always carries a deposit.

Wherever the two of you are sleeping has a page of its own as well, from De Pijp at the end of a long dinner to Oud-Zuid, where the rooms are generally the easiest in the city to fit two therapists into.

10 Booking

There is no form. There is a thread.

It reads like any other conversation on your phone, because that is all it is. Write whenever you like, three in the morning is an ordinary hour to ask, and it comes back confirmed in about ten minutes.

Open the thread on WhatsApp

Or open it on Telegram, if that suits you better.

Set the details out first

You

Hotel on the canal ring, room 412. Tonight, around one. Two hours, and there are two of us.

Us

Two therapists, then, one each, so twice the shared rate for every hour. Anyone in particular, or shall we list who is free for the evening you have described?

You

Choose. Nothing at the door that announces itself.

Us

Understood. Both names and an arrival time come back on this thread within about ten minutes. Half the fee is due now by card, Revolut, Wise or crypto, and the balance once they are with you.

Four things carry the whole booking: where you are, when you want them, how long they stay, and whether it is one therapist or two. Anything you leave out we will ask you. Forty to sixty minutes across the centre from the moment it is settled; Schiphol airport hotels by arrangement.

11 Step by step

From the first message to the door closing behind them.

Five stages, and four of them are ours to run. Only the first one is yours.

  1. The first message comes from whichever of you has a phone to hand.

    Whichever of you is holding a phone opens the thread and sends four things: the hour, how long you want, the address or the part of town you are in, and whether you would like one therapist between you or a pair. You do not need all four to begin. The hour and the district are enough for us to say who is free, and everything else gets settled in the same conversation rather than on a form.

  2. We answer with names, a time and a total.

    About ten minutes, at any hour of any day. For a pair the reply carries both names together rather than one name and a promise, because agreeing to a woman and a blank space is not really agreeing to anything. The total comes with it, so there is no figure left to be discovered later in the evening.

  3. The two of them leave together.

    Forty to sixty minutes across the centre from the moment you say yes, and they travel as a pair rather than turning up ten minutes apart. They are dressed for whatever building they are walking into and carry nothing that announces itself. Send the room number while they are still on the way and not once they are standing in your lobby. Schiphol airport hotels sit outside that window and are arranged on enquiry.

  4. Paid once, at the start, and then forgotten.

    Settling comes in two parts and then stops being part of the evening. Half clears in the thread once the booking is agreed, by card first, or by Revolut, Wise or crypto; the balance is handed over on arrival by card, in crypto or in cash, with any currency other than the euro at an amount written into the thread beforehand, by whichever of you is nearer the wallet. One booking, one balance, both therapists inside it, and nothing added afterwards.

  5. The room becomes the room.

    Everything the two sessions need arrives with the pair, so there is nothing for either of you to have bought or laid out beforehand. Somewhere flat, a warm room and a door that locks is the entire requirement. If the hour runs on and you want more of it, ask in the room or send a line to the same thread; where their evening allows it, the extra time is added there and then.

12 Before you write

The things people ask at two in the morning.

Short answers. If yours is not here, put it in your first message.

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Every question we are asked

Discreet by defaultNeutral dress, nothing that announces itself, straight to the door you gave us.
Confirmed in ten minutesThe names and an arrival time come back on the thread before anyone leaves.
Half ahead, half in the roomThe deposit clears in the thread after we accept; the balance is paid on arrival.
How quickly can someone be at my door?

Forty to sixty minutes across the centre once the booking is settled. That figure is the same for every district we cover. Schiphol airport hotels are by arrangement, ask in your first message and we will give you a time.

Do you come to hotels?

Hotels, serviced apartments and private apartments. Put the address and the room number in the message and she comes to the door you gave us. Outcall only, there is no studio to visit.

How do I pay?

The balance on arrival, in euro by card, in crypto or in cash, and another major currency at an amount agreed in writing first. Half the fee confirms the booking, two therapists, an overnight or a date reserved ahead alike, and the balance is paid on arrival; there is no booking fee and nothing to enter on a website.

Can I book two therapists?

Yes, and most of this page is about that. Both of them on one of you, or one on each of you: the second arrangement costs twice the first at any length, the night included, and the hours are printed in full on every profile.

We are a couple. Does anything change?

Only the arithmetic. One therapist working with both of you sets the base figure for a pair, and a therapist each doubles it. Same arrival window, same flat rates, same thread.

How late can I book?

There is no late. You can write at any hour, and the rate at four in the morning is the rate at noon.

Can she stay longer than the hours I booked?

Usually. Ask her in the room, or send us a message, if her evening allows it, the extra time is arranged on the same thread. The eight-hour overnight exists for exactly this reason.

What should I have ready?

Nothing at all. They bring oil and towels. A warm room and somewhere flat to lie down is the whole requirement, two of you means two towels, not two rooms.

13 Said plainly

Four things better said now than in your doorway.

None of these are conditions. They are answers we would give you in the thread anyway, moved forward to where they are more use.

What the rates cover, on each profile

How to write the first message

A small room is usually fine, and occasionally it is not. An ordinary twin or double has carried this on more evenings than not, and what actually helps is a clear strip of floor down each side of the bed and somewhere to set two bags. If you are in a narrow single with the bed pushed against a wall, tell us, and we will say which of the five techniques still works in it rather than the two of you finding out together at one in the morning.

A pair at short notice is likely rather than certain. A round the clock roster of forty-five is what makes two therapists at short notice possible on most nights, and most is the honest word for it. Where one of the names you picked is already out, we say which one and offer the nearest alternative by name. Nobody is quietly substituted somewhere between the thread and your door.

This is an adult booking, and both of you have to be twenty-one or over. Each of you has to want it, too. Two people who want different things from the same hour are straightforward to arrange for, and it happens constantly. Two people where only one of them wants the booking at all is a different situation, and no choice of therapists would fix it.

Airport hotels are quoted rather than promised in minutes. Every figure for the centre is published, the night with two therapists included, but a Schiphol room depends on the hour and the motorway. Ask in your first message and the timing comes back alongside the confirmation, well before you have committed to anything at all.

14 Planning it

For the pair of you who like to read up before writing.

Pages on the particular evenings couples book us for, longer guides on the choices two people make together, short notes that answer one question apiece, and a page for each part of the centre you might be sleeping in.

Amsterdam, 24/7

Give us the address, the hour, and how many of us you want.

Forty to sixty minutes across the centre, at whatever hour you happen to be reading this. Confirmed in about ten.

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