Couples massage Amsterdam-Oost, from the park blocks out to the docks

The streets around you

The housing splits neatly in two. Inland you get the nineteen twenties brick blocks, deep flats running front to back with a generous room at the street end, a narrow one behind, and a short hall between them. Those front rooms suit a pair of therapists well once a table has been slid aside, and the bay windows let you keep the lamps low without the room going black. Out on the islands the stock is thirty years old at most: lifts, level floors, big glazed walls and terraces looking at the water. Stairwells inland are steep and shared, and the bells by the street door are usually a column of surnames rather than flat numbers, which is worth photographing before the evening. Noise is mild and mostly your own doing. Trams run the main roads until late, but one street back the blocks are solid, and courtyards behind them stay still. On the islands the wind is the loudest thing in earshot. Close the terrace door and the flat drops into near silence.

Couples massage in Amsterdam-Oost, as we bring it

Nobody on the roster gives Oost as home, so the pair who come to you travel across from Amsterdam Centrum, where thirteen of the forty five live, or up from De Pijp. The crossing is short and the roads out that way are easy at night. The standard arrangement is a therapist each, both working at once, on the couples pair row, and the two of you choose your own pressure and your own technique without needing to agree. Couples who have spent the day walking the markets often ask for something firmer on the first half hour and slower afterwards, which is a perfectly ordinary request to make in the room. Sensual and tantra suit the quiet these streets have after ten. Nuru needs a shower with a real head and room to stand, which the island flats have and the older blocks sometimes do not, so describe the bathroom when you write. Four hand massage, both of them on one of you, costs half the side-by-side figure for the hour.

Getting to your door

Send the street, the number, the floor and the name on the bell, and add the hour you want and whether you would like a therapist each. The reply gives you two names and a total to say yes to. Oost sits inside the area we cover as standard, so forty to sixty minutes from confirmation to your door is the normal run, a little more for the far end of the islands at a busy hour. Half is asked for once we accept, and the balance is paid on arrival in cash in any major currency, by card or in crypto. A single therapist shared between you is one hourly figure, a therapist each is double it, ninety minutes with a therapist each adds half an hour to that, and a night of eight hours for the couple with one therapist is a block. Every booking is outcall, at any hour of any day, for two guests who are each twenty-one or over.