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01 Amsterdam-Oost · Amsterdam
Two therapists, sent to wherever the pair of you are staying in Amsterdam-Oost.
Oost is where the two of you stay when you want a neighbourhood instead of a postcard. Two therapists come out to the flat you took near the park or on one of the dock islands, and the evening never has to leave it.
02 Staying in Amsterdam-Oost
A couples massage in Amsterdam-Oost is usually booked by people who came back. Oost is the part of town visitors discover on a second or third trip, once the canal ring has been walked and the appeal of sleeping above a bar has worn thin. The centre of gravity is the Oosterpark, a green oval with a pond in it, ringed by brick blocks whose ground floors hold small kitchens and quiet bars. North of that runs the long market on Dapperstraat, busier and cheaper than its famous cousin in the south, packed away by late afternoon so the street is empty by the time the two of you walk back along it. Javastraat and Linnaeusstraat carry the evening trade. East again the map changes completely: the old harbour islands stretch into open water, lined with apartment blocks that face straight down the IJ, and the light out there on a summer evening goes on until eleven. South sits the Watergraafsmeer, all low houses and gardens, which barely feels like a city at all. Wherever the two of you have landed in it, the pattern is the same. Oost is residential, so the evening happens indoors.
The housing splits neatly in two. Inland you get the nineteen twenties brick blocks, deep flats running front to back with a generous room at the street end, a narrow one behind, and a short hall between them. Those front rooms are excellent for a pair of therapists once a table has been slid aside, and the bay windows let you keep the lamps low without the room going black. Out on the islands the stock is thirty years old at most: lifts, level floors, big glazed walls and terraces looking at the water. Stairwells inland are steep and shared, and the bells by the street door are usually a column of surnames rather than flat numbers, which is worth photographing before the evening. Noise is mild and mostly your own doing. Trams run the main roads until late, but one street back the blocks are solid, and courtyards behind them stay still. On the islands the wind is the loudest thing in earshot. Close the terrace door and the flat drops into near silence.
Nobody on the roster gives Oost as home, so the pair sent to you come across from Amsterdam Centrum, where thirteen of the forty five live, or up from De Pijp. The crossing is short and the roads out that way are easy at night. The standard arrangement is a therapist each, both working at once, at EUR 360 an hour, and the two of you choose your own pressure and your own technique without needing to agree. Couples who have spent the day walking the markets often ask for something firmer on the first half hour and slower afterwards, which is a perfectly ordinary request to make in the room. Sensual and tantra suit the quiet these streets have after ten. Nuru needs a shower with a real head and room to stand, which the island flats have and the older blocks sometimes do not, so describe the bathroom when you write. Four hand massage, both of them on one of you, costs the same EUR 360 an hour.
Send the street, the number, the floor and the name on the bell, and add the hour you want and whether you would like a therapist each. Ten minutes or so later you have two names and a total to say yes to. Oost sits inside the area we cover as standard, so twenty to thirty minutes from confirmation to your door is the normal run, a little more for the far end of the islands at a busy hour. Payment happens on arrival, in cash in any major currency, by card or in crypto, and no deposit is asked for at any point. A single therapist is EUR 180 an hour, two are EUR 360, ninety minutes for a pair is EUR 540, and a night of eight hours with one therapist is EUR 1,250. Every booking is outcall, at any hour of any day, for adults of twenty one and over.
03 Within reach
A hotel room, a canal apartment or a rental on any of these streets gets the same flat rate and the same arrival window, whether it is one therapist or two.
Staying just outside the list? Name the street in your message and we will tell you honestly how long it takes.
04 Rates in Amsterdam-Oost
No travel supplement for the neighbourhood and no premium for a late hour. What is quoted on the thread is what you pay.
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Amsterdam-Oost, any hour
Write it in one line. Confirmation with both names comes back within about ten minutes.