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24 · Jordaan
Couples Amsterdam
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01 British massage therapist · De Pijp, Amsterdam
British · De Pijp
If one half of a pair has to be the steady one, Ruby is content to be it — constant pressure, unbroken contact, a pace nobody in the room has to think about. Three languages, and she wastes none of them.
02 Who arrives
Measured, dry and difficult to fluster, and identical in all three of her languages. In four-hand bookings she carries the structure while the second therapist carries the variation, and couples who have had that arrangement the other way round notice the difference. The Zuidas hotels are half an hour from her door, and at twenty-six she still finds the small hours easy. Her preference is for the longer formats, two hours at the least and the overnight when the night deserves it, with no interest at all in rushing.
She works outcall only — your hotel room, your serviced apartment, your own flat. Twenty to thirty minutes across the centre once the booking is settled, at any hour. Schiphol airport hotels are by arrangement.
— What she offers
Any of it can be worked by two — Ruby with a second therapist, four hands on one of you, or one each if you are two.
03 Hours
No night surcharge, no weekend surcharge, no travel fee inside the ring. Payment on arrival.
Every technique Ruby offers is included at the rate above, at any hour of the day or night.
Cash in any major currency at the day's rate, card, or crypto — settled in the room, on arrival, never before.
Confirmed by WhatsApp in about ten minutes, at whatever hour you write.
04 Ruby









— Amsterdam, 24/7
Say how long, and whether it is Ruby on her own or Ruby and a second therapist. Confirmed in about ten minutes.
06 The roster
24 · Jordaan
26 · Oud-Zuid
23 · Amsterdam Centrum
27 · De Pijp
25 · Jordaan
22 · Amsterdam Centrum
28 · Oud-Zuid
24 · Amsterdam Centrum