Couples massage Museumkwartier, in the tall rooms behind the square

The streets around you

Two sorts of address dominate. The first is the converted house, reached by a wide staircase with a handrail worth having, sometimes with a small lift added in the last twenty years, opening into rooms with plaster ceilings and a fireplace nobody lights. Floors are parquet and usually rugged, which suits a session perfectly. The second is the hotel room, and the ones in this quarter are larger than anything you will find inside the canal ring, frequently with a sitting area, which is exactly the clear rectangle two therapists want. The walls in both are thick, being solid brick rather than the timber and plaster of the old centre, so sound is the least of your worries. Curtains are heavy and long. Light the room with lamps rather than the overhead fitting, because the ceilings are so high here that a central light leaves the corners dark and the middle of the room glaring. The one genuine nuisance is parking, which matters only insofar as it can add a few minutes at the end of the trip.

Couples massage in Museumkwartier, as we bring it

Eleven of the forty five therapists give Oud-Zuid as their home district, and the museum quarter sits inside it, so the pair coming to you may be walking distance away. That makes late bookings easy here and short notice ones easier than in most of the city. The standard is two therapists at once, one for each of you, at EUR 360 an hour, and the size of these rooms means both surfaces go down side by side without anything being moved into a corridor. Couples who have spent the day on hard museum floors ask for something firmer than they expected, and there is no need to settle that in advance; say it to the therapist at the start. The quarter is also where the longer bookings happen, since two hours at EUR 720 in a room this comfortable is an easy decision to make. Tantra and sensual massage suit the hush after the galleries close. Four hand massage on one of you is the same EUR 360 an hour.

Getting to your door

Tell us the street and number, the floor or room number, and the hour, and say whether you would like a therapist each. The reply arrives in roughly ten minutes with two names and the total, and from there a central address like this one is twenty to thirty minutes away, often less given where the pair set out from. If you are in a hotel, send the room number once they are on the way instead of leaving a message downstairs. Settling up happens inside the room, in cash in any major currency, by card or in crypto, with no deposit before and nothing after. A single therapist is EUR 180 an hour, a pair is EUR 360, ninety minutes for a pair EUR 540, and an eight hour overnight with one therapist EUR 1,250. Outcall only, at every hour, for adults twenty one and over.