Couples massage tonight in Amsterdam, from first message to the knock

It starts the moment one of you sends a message. Within about ten minutes we reply with the names of two therapists who are free, the time they can start and the total for the length you asked for. You read it, perhaps pass the phone across, and confirm. From that confirmation the pair set off together and reach any address in the centre of the city in forty to sixty minutes. Allow a couple of extra minutes for the lift, and in most cases the gap between the idea being spoken aloud and the knock on the door is comfortably under an hour. That is quick enough to feel spontaneous and long enough to shower, tidy the room a little and turn the lights down. Nothing in the process needs a phone call, a form or a deposit.

Keep it short. The most useful late-night message has four parts: where you are, when you want to start, how long, and whether you want two therapists or one. Something as brief as the district, now or in an hour, two hours, a therapist each. That is enough for us to check who is out and who can reach you. If you have a favourite on the roster, add her name, and if the two of you want different things, one firm and one gentle, say so in the same message because it helps us choose the second therapist. Please do not hold back until you have a perfect plan. A rough request sent now is worth more than a detailed one sent at midnight, since the choice of available therapists narrows as the evening wears on.

Late availability is the one thing that shifts through the night, and we are straightforward about it. When you ask for two particular therapists and one of them is already out, we tell you in the first reply and suggest the closest alternative by name, with a line about why she suits. Nobody is swapped quietly on the way to your door. If you leave the choice to us, we send the strongest pair available, favouring women who have worked together before, because a practised duo settles into a shared rhythm far faster, and that matters more when the evening is already late. Either way the confirmation names both of the women who will arrive, so you are saying yes to two real people, not to a vague promise of someone.

The tonight rate is the ordinary rate. Two therapists working in parallel cost EUR 360 an hour, a single therapist shared between the two of you costs EUR 180 an hour, and an eight-hour overnight with one therapist is EUR 1,250. There is nothing added for short notice, for starting after midnight or for choosing a Saturday. We run around the clock, every day of the week, and a couples session beginning at two in the morning is billed exactly like one at two in the afternoon. What you see in the confirmation is what you pay when the therapists arrive, in cash in any major currency, by card or in crypto, as a single payment covering both of them. Nothing at all is requested before the knock.

While the therapists are on their way, the room needs only a few minutes of attention. Take quick showers, one after the other. Clear the floor along both sides of the bed, sliding bags and shoes under the desk, because each therapist will stand at one edge. Put the heating up a notch and swap the ceiling light for a lamp. Leave water within reach. If you are in a hotel, text us the room number; if you are in an apartment, send the buzzer name and the floor. That genuinely covers it. The pair bring oils, towels and linen with them, and they arrange the rest in the few minutes after they walk in. You do not need robes, candles, special sheets or music, though a quiet playlist is always welcome.

The forty-to-sixty-minute arrival holds for central Amsterdam, which takes in the canal ring, the Jordaan, De Pijp, Oud-Zuid, Zuidas, the old centre around Dam Square and the streets off Leidseplein and Rembrandtplein. If you are sleeping at a Schiphol airport hotel, perhaps ahead of an early flight, a couples booking is still possible but is handled by arrangement, and the journey takes longer. Mention the airport in your very first message so we can give you a realistic start time straight away, rather than the central estimate. The same goes for any address that feels a long way from the middle of town: say where you are at the outset, and we will be honest about the timing before you commit to anything.

Late-night decisions between two people are usually made in a few glances, and it helps to know what those glances are about. The first is the format: one therapist each at the same time, or one therapist taking you in turn. The second is length, where an hour suits a spur-of-the-moment treat and two hours suit a night you want to stretch. The third is the kind of touch, whether that means relaxing oil work, a slow sensual session, tantra, or nuru if your bathroom has a decent shower. You do not have to agree on the third, since each therapist works to the person in front of her. Settle the first two, send the message, and let the rest of the evening unfold at your own pace. Every booking is for adults aged 21 or over.