Bonnie

02 Who arrives

Bonnie, and how she works.

The language she reaches for — Ukrainian, Russian or English — is whichever settles the pair of you fastest. Being noticed holds no particular interest for her; being useful for the whole two hours does, which is the temperament a four-hand booking actually wants. Canal apartments where the bedroom is up a staircase built for one person hold no surprises for her, and she moves around a colleague in that space without a single collision. Booked as half of a pair, she is the reason you both stop counting hands after ten minutes.

She works outcall only — your hotel room, your serviced apartment, your own flat. Twenty to thirty minutes across the centre once the booking is settled, at any hour. Schiphol airport hotels are by arrangement.