Colleen

02 Who arrives

Colleen, and how she works.

A Jordaan booking with Colleen tends to start a little earlier than arranged and finish a good deal later than planned. She is the conversational half of most pairs she works in, the one who has two people laughing before anyone has taken off a coat, and the quieter therapist beside her generally appreciates the cover. She offers only English, and at twenty-five she uses it with a timing most people take far longer to learn. Couples who want dinner first and the room afterwards ask for her by name more often than for anyone else.

Colleen decides which bookings she takes and may decline any of them; she sets the limits for what a session includes, says what they are, and may end a visit at any point, as the terms set out.

She works outcall only, your hotel room, your serviced apartment, your own flat. Forty to sixty minutes across the centre once the booking is settled, at any hour. Schiphol airport hotels are by arrangement.