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01 Centrum · Amsterdam
Two therapists, at wherever the pair of you are staying in Centrum.
Most couples on a city break sleep somewhere inside the canal ring, and that is where the two of you will find us most often: in the room you already have, two therapists, one each, and an evening that ends exactly where it started.
02 Staying in Centrum
For a couples massage, Centrum is the district we know best, because it is where most visiting pairs choose to stay. The old centre holds every kind of room a couple might book for three or four nights: a narrow canal-house hotel with a view of the water, a modern room behind a restored facade, a rented apartment two floors above a shop on one of the Nine Streets. Couples tend to arrive here with a short list of sights and a much longer list of places to eat, and the walking adds up quickly. By the second evening the two of you have covered more ground on foot than you would in a fortnight at home. That is usually when the message comes. Nobody wants to cross the city again for an appointment, and nobody has to, because we come to you. Two therapists travel together, set up in your room, and work on both of you at the same time, so neither of you spends the hour waiting for a turn.
The centre is the most varied place in the city to work, and that variety is really a question of floor space. A canal-ring apartment often has one long front room with tall windows, which takes two working surfaces laid end to end more comfortably than a square room would. A small hotel room near the Spui might take a pair only once the chair, the desk stool and the suitcases have been pushed against a wall, which the therapists do themselves in a few minutes without asking either of you to lift anything. Stairs are simply part of life in these houses, and the pair carry everything up them. The streets stay busy late, especially on Fridays and Saturdays, but canal houses are thick and old, and once the curtains are drawn the room above the water feels a long way from the crowd. If you are unsure whether your space will work, describe it in the booking message. It takes one line, and an honest answer comes back with the confirmation.
The core booking here is two therapists, one for each of you, working side by side on the couples pair row. The pair settle their running order before they knock, so the two sessions keep one rhythm and close within a minute or two of each other. What each of you receives is chosen separately: one of you might want firm, classical work through a back worn out by cobblestones, while the other prefers something slower and more sensual. Four-hand massage, which puts both therapists on one of you, costs half the couples figure for the hour, and suits a birthday or a turn taken in sequence. Tantra and nuru are both on the menu for couples in the old centre, with nuru best kept for a room whose bathroom has a proper shower. When a room is genuinely too small for two surfaces, one therapist can move between the two of you at that halved rate instead, which takes longer but asks far less of the floor.
Send the hour, the address and the name the room is under by WhatsApp, and the confirmation names both therapists. Arrival anywhere in the centre is forty to sixty minutes from that confirmation, at any hour of the day or night. Half is settled when we accept and the balance at the door, in cash in any major currency, by card or in crypto. Longer evenings are simple arithmetic: two hours with a therapist each is twice the pair hour, three hours is three of them, and an eight-hour overnight for the couple with a single therapist is a block of its own. Every booking is outcall only, both of you must be twenty-one or over, and if the trip ends near the runway, Schiphol airport hotels are by arrangement, with the journey time agreed before anything is fixed.
03 Within reach
A hotel room, a canal apartment or a rental on any of these streets gets the same flat rate and the same arrival window, whether it is one therapist or two.
Staying just outside the list? Name the street in your message and we will tell you honestly how long it takes.
04 Choosing in Centrum
No travel supplement for the neighbourhood and no premium for a late hour. What is quoted on the thread is what you pay.
05 Close to Centrum
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Centrum, any hour
Write it in one line. Confirmation with both names comes back within about ten minutes on the same thread.